[S] Try -or- Making A Cat Cry: The Rhapsody

by HeyLasFas!

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Michael Merriman You had me at "spontaneous combustion". Favorite track: IV. Pulchritudinous.
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Legendary Emerald This was so much better than I expected it to be, what with how depreciating LasFas has been about the whole project. An amazing soundtrack to go along with an amazing comic. Well worth the paltry five bucks it costs to purchase. Favorite track: III. A Long Way From Home.
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hauntu4ever Every time LasFas releases something new I'm impressed all over again. ST-or-MACC:TR is probably his best piece so far, ranging from delightfully comedic to serious and thought-provoking over the course of the piece. Favorite track: VI. A Sonatina for the Rain.
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Katia F. Managan is a young nineteen-something cat/girl/kajhiiti/thing that pretty much is terrible at literally everything, especially success. That's a recurring theme here.

[S] Try -or- Making A Cat Cry: The Rhapsody is a lighthearted piece divided in seven movements detailing the constant emotional detriment of everyone's most favourite, and least successful courier.

Taking this album seriously is incorrect.

Featuring gratuitous cursing, a horrendous singer, terrible pacing, odd assortment of instruments, and nearly entirely recorded in HeyLasFas!'s bathroom, this album is potentially literally the worst album to be created by man and mer alike.

Do not listen to [S]T-or-MaCC:tR.

Enjoy!~

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If you absolutely cannot afford this album and still want to have a copy, PLEASE do not hesitate to write me and I will make sure that you get a copy! Otherwise, if you could spare the money it would help a great amount to keep my work alive! (also pay the rent)

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released April 13, 2014


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Composition/Instrumentation/Guitars/Sequencing/Bathroom Recording/Engineering/Mixing/Mastering/"Professional" Musician:
K. Icarus Gray I - HeyLasFas!

Original Story Concept/Inspiration/Album Art Assets/Soon to Revoke Excitement/Read His Damn Webcomic
Kazerad - www.prequeladventure.com


Special Thanks:
Anonymous person who supplied a nasty review for my last project to become the main drive to finish an album about making a cat cry. Spite is awesome.

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HeyLasFas! Kirkland, Washington

A lone experimental progressive rock musician with an affinity for the magics of sound design and audio engineering. A magician of sorts.

Based in the Seattle metropolitan area, and the writer of Nightfall, and Destiny HeyLasFas! is bringing back storytelling in the conceptual album, one progressive rock track at a time.

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Track Name: I. Anywhere Than Here
...un deux trois kat...

Hey! You don’t know my name
I mean, I guess that’s obvious
You see, I just moved here
and I’m really bad at conversations
So then, could we start over?
Maybe talk about something else?
I don’t know what the hell I’m doing
And it’s clear I just need a fucking drink

Do you believe that there is something out there waiting for you?
Do you think that it’s still there?
So would you give it all to start over far away from home
Better anywhere then here.

Whoa, hey! Please don’t run away!
Just maybe you could help me out
Have you heard anything
Of spontaneous combustion
Yeah, that just happens naturally
Setting fire to pretty much everything
It’s weird I take it so personally
Because I’m hardly a person

Do you believe that there is something out there waiting for you?
Do you think that it’s still there?
Would you give it all to start over far away from home
Better anywhere but here.

Do you believe that there is something out there waiting for you?
Do you think that it’s still there?
Do you think that I’ll find hope out there somewhere in the end?
Make it out with a few friends?
Track Name: II. The Art of Breaking Everything of Value
[[Instrumental]]
Track Name: III. A Long Way From Home
[[Instrumental]]
Track Name: IV. Pulchritudinous
Oh, little girl, I guess you see!
This world’s more fucked up than it seems!
Blow out one too many eyes
And you might just lose everything

A single path alone to take
Simple decisions you couldn’t make
I guess you’re in for a surprise
When your current life is put at stake

Perk your ears to a silver tongue
This best day ever has just begun
You're in no place to criticise
Your coat is hanged on their rung

It seems you've got nothin' to lose
A question posed you can't refuse
This empire built on all but lies
You'll never win ‘gainst one who's...

Perfect.
She is absolutely perfect.
The embodiment of perfect.
The word you’re looking for is
Pulchritudinous
Perfect!
She just had to be perfect.
She just had to be perfect.
She’ll bring you to your fuckin’ knees.
Pulchritudinous!

Oh, little girl, I guess you see!
This world’s more fucked up than it seems!
Blow out one too many eyes
And you might just lose everything

It seems your future is built to fail
This pyrrhic ship has just set sail
A professional bitch in making a cat cry
WHY COULDN’T YOU DELIVER THE FUCKING MAIL?!

Perfect.
She is absolutely perfect.
The embodiment of perfect.
The word you’re looking for is
Pulchritudinous!
Perfect!
She just had to be perfect.
She just had to be perfect.
And bend your will into her needs!
Pulchritudinous!
Track Name: V. A Dream of Fire
It’s just a dream.

So once again, it’s seems I’ve found myself lost and all alone
With only thoughts and words in mind
To subject myself into abject familiar
But if I ever learned to stand up for myself.
I would.

So once again, it’s seems I’ve found myself lost and all alone
With only thoughts and words in mind
To subject myself into abject familiar
But if I ever learned to stand up for myself.
I would.

So once again, it’s seems I’ve found myself lost and all alone
With excess thoughts and words in mind
Maybe I’ll learn how to forget
How much I’m set for failure
But if only I could learn to live with myself...

I hate you.
Track Name: VII. Hope
Maybe I’m so stupid
I’ll find hope in hopeless places
Since when has that led to good?

Maybe my best option
Is give up and run away again?
Deep inside I know I should

...But I can’t…

...and again...

...I’ll give my all…

...and if I fail along the way…

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